Seriously.... this was my before picture at TARGET. My husband and I are big Dave Ramsey fans. We try not to use credit cards because they just sneak up on you. I go to Target today. I took in my checkbook. I rarely carry checks. My total was $106 and change. (Amazing, I know 😉) Being the good DR student, I write a check. They had to look for a pen.... nobody writes checks! My check is DENIED...wait, what? Did you enter something wrong. Nope. DENIED. Thanks for playing, got any plastic? You can call the 800 number to see what happens. I call. The problem... I have never written a check at TARGET. I have no check history with them and they will only take a check under $100 until I establish check cred with them. The operator suggested we take everything out of the bags and split the order. I can write a check for $90 and another for $16 and change. Here's your plastic.... sigh. That will be paid as soon as I get home. I needed those $5 t-shirts and my dog food. Yes, I used rose over my heart, lavender under my nose and diffused Ylang Ylang in my car. I'm feeling better, thanks!!